Sir Trumpypants was having a dinner party. He invited Sir Emptyhead and the Duke of Pepperoni Pizza. As they lay out the table Sir Trumpypants blew off. “Please try to contain your buttocks!” Suggested the Duke of Pepperoni Pizza. The stench filled the quiet room and they all gaged. It smelled of mouldy cabbage. “Sorry! I went on a diet last month! Must be taking effect!”
Dinner was as cheery as could be, Sir Trumpypants kept on passing wind, the Duke of Pepperoni Pizza was as red as a ripe tomato because he used extra spicy pepperoni. Sir Empty Head was as blank as a black TV screen.Soon they all went home.
The End By Beth