Once upon time there two people who were called Jack and Jeremy and loved sailing on boats. One day they were going to go to Ireland and sail there. What they didn’t know was they were in a dream so none of this was actually happening in real life. Anyway they had put their boats on the peer and were ready to sail. They had started to sail but they couldn’t move because they were on dirt. Ten minutes later they had worked out how to start, first they bumped into a tree and then a hundred more!